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please be more zombie

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Created on 2009-05-01 02:30:57 (#139553), last updated 2009-05-01 (441 weeks ago)

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Birthdate:May 5
Location:Texas, United States of America
Our young heroine began life as a troublesome fetus, staunchly refusing to exit the womb, most likely due to premature exposure to marijuana and who knows what other illegal substances her hippy parents exposed her to. Aside from opium, I mean, because we've all known about that for years.

After a traumatic childhood filled with gymnastics meets and dance recitals and midriff-baring costumes and kick line dances set to Metallica songs, this once troublesome fetus grew into a young woman who absolutely refuses to feel any sense of shame for her many indignities. Even for liking NSYNC and the Jonas Brothers, who her mother tells her "won't screw you until they put a ring on it."

And that pretty much brings you up to speed.
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